Fellow thriller writer Nancy S. Thompson has boldly tagged me in this crazy panty meme, and I never back down from a challenge! This was definitely an exercise in being silly without going too far (writing fiction is so much easier).
1. What do you call your panties / underwear / undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
I call them panties or underwear. Original, I know.
2. Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?
All the time! My recurring dream is I'm driving naked, but I don't realize it until I run out of gas and pull into a very busy gas station. And then I look down and realize I can't leave the car. It's horrible!
3. What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?
Anything that itches. I'm allergic to nuts, so please, no nuts in my underwear. (Er, wait... what?)
4. If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?
Probably pink. It's a soothing color and I'm a pretty chill person.
5. Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?
Ew, no. I'm a bit of a germaphobe and I wouldn't want anybody tossing their underwear at me, so I'll spare someone else from that fate. Plus, it takes me forever to find underwear I like, so hell no, I'm not giving them away.
6. You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?
Go commando. It's not like anyone can tell.
7. Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
I remember Underoos, but never had any, though I really wanted Wonder Woman.
8. If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?
Depends on the day. Right now, it's KEEP OUT! (Ha, sorry, there's just no way to answer this question in a classy way!)
9. How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?
One – me – because everybody else bailed at this dumbass question.
I'm breaking the rules of the meme by not tagging anybody, but I will ask this:
Girls, what color underwear would you be and why?
Guys, boxers or briefs?
Girls, what color underwear would you be and why?
Guys, boxers or briefs?
Something tells me I'm not going to get a lot of comments on this post. ;)
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Gold. 'Cause I'm the gold standard, baby.
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ReplyDeleteI think I would be purple panties. Just because it's my favorite color. Sadly, I will admit I DID toss a bra at Steve Vai during a David Lee Roth concert back in the 80's. I later ( after sobering up) regretted it because it was my favorite Sassoon bra (yeah, I was more concerned with my wallet as opposed to my morals )
ReplyDeleteI was lucky enough to have underoos as a little girl. I had the Wonder Woman, but I also had the Supergirl and Batgirl. Those were cool because they were "bras" . Haha
Brown. For (I hope) obvious reasons. ; )
ReplyDeleteI guess black, because if I were underwear, I'd pretty much be in mourning for my lowly station in the grand scheme of wardrobe fixings.
ReplyDeleteI would be red cotton panties--comfortable and practical with a little bit of style.
ReplyDeleteNow I want Wonder Woman underoos. They'd just give you that sense of confidence under everything else, wouldn't they?
ReplyDeleteWell, if I MUST.......
ReplyDeleteBoxers, cuz they're just cooler.
I want me some WW underoos, too.
ReplyDeleteIn the north of England they call underwear "smalls". I love that.
You did great, Jenny! Thanks for taking up my challenge!!
ReplyDeleteI love #8: Keep Out! Too funny!!
And, hey, #9 was hard for me. I asked my sarcastic, smart ass, 16 year old son to help me think of something witty, but he wouldn't touch it, so I had to come up with something on my own. The analogy was the best I could do. Lame, I know.
Thanks for doing this and my apologies to your mother.
Hi, I'm a newbie to your blog, Jennifer and by way of saying hi - I wear briefs. Just because, ok.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! May this meme never find my little blog ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell, there's a blog topic you don't see everyday - undies. I guess if I were panties in a particular color, I'd be camouflage because I like to blend in.
ReplyDeleteHmmm this is a rather brief post. I love the Wonder Woman set. :O)
ReplyDeleteI got these cool tighty type underpants that say "Juicy" on the back. It's gangsta, I know.
ReplyDeleteOooh, this is hard. I love black and pink and lavender... and lace and cotton. Can I be rainbow panties??? I have to say that black is probably the color I like the very most. So, if I have to choose I'd be black undies :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing, guys! I'm enjoying reading your answers.
ReplyDeleteDo they make Underoos for adults? Because if they do, I'm getting me some Wonder Womans!
@GYC: Thanks for that visual, lol.
@Alexia: You can definitely be rainbow panties. That would probably suit me, too - we'll match!
@Michael: Hi back! And so totally awesome that this is first thing I know about you. :)
ReplyDelete@Madeline: HAHA - brief post!
Lol, this was a funny post!
ReplyDeleteUm, I'd be purple. Because I just love purple panties. Dunno why, :P
I used to have Wonder Woman Underoos. I loved them!
ReplyDeleteThose things are called "BOYSHORTS"? I think they are incredibly hot. The second hottest thing behind the thong. But fucking BOYSHORTS? I'm shocked.
ReplyDeleteI love briefs because of how they look and feel, so comfy (mainly when doing exercise) for holding genitals and not bothering with legs movement, oposed to boxers, wich I hate. I also LOVE girls with briefs (or thongs).
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